• Blind Text Generator

    An alternative to Lorem Ipsum, Blind Text Generator provides other options for filling in your layouts with dummy text.

    Also, here’s a little tidbit on Lorem Ipsum in modern times from there about page:

    The spread of computers and layout programmes thus made dummy text better known. While in earlier times several lines of the Lorem Ipsum text were repeated in the creation of dummy texts, today the full text of Cicero’s ‘De finibus’ serves as the basis for many dummy text or Lorem Ipsum generators. Based on ‘De finibus’, these generators automatically create longer sections of the Lorem Ipsum text or various other filler texts.

    The phrasal sequence of the Lorem Ipsum text is now so widespread and commonplace that many DTP programmes can generate dummy text using the starting sequence “Lorem ipsum”. Fortunately, the phrase ‘Lorem Ipsum’ is now recognized by electronic pre-press systems and, when found, an alarm can be raised. This avoids a publication going to print with overlooked dummy text.

  • Far Far Away

    Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean.

    1. Far Far Away is a pretty famous line, but it usually goes like this: In a … far far away.
    2. The best things in life are free.
    3. My aunt Trudy doesn’t exist anymore.

    A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth.

    Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of Lorem Ipsum decided to leave for the far World of Grammar.

    The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so, because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild Question Marks and devious Semikoli, but the Little Blind Text didn’t listen. She packed her seven versalia, put her initial into the belt and made herself on the way.

    When she reached the first hills of the Italic Mountains, she had a last view back on the skyline of her hometown Bookmarksgrove, the headline of Alphabet Village and the subline of her own road, the Line Lane.

  • Days of the Dead
Candles light up graves in the San Gregorio cemetery during Day of the Dead celebrations in Mexico City, Mexico early Sunday, Nov. 1, 2009. According to tradition, candles are lit to guide wandering souls back to their families. (AP Photo/Marco Ugarte)
(via The Big Picture)

    Days of the Dead

    Candles light up graves in the San Gregorio cemetery during Day of the Dead celebrations in Mexico City, Mexico early Sunday, Nov. 1, 2009. According to tradition, candles are lit to guide wandering souls back to their families. (AP Photo/Marco Ugarte)

    (via The Big Picture)

  • My imagination has come alive, like toys when your back is turned.

    That’s my favorite 30 Rock quote.

    Tracy Morgan
  • This is an example text post

    "I wasn’t there so I can’t say He didn’t," The Misfit said. "I wisht I had of been there," he said, hitting the ground with his fist.

    "I wasn’t there so I can’t say He didn’t," The Misfit said. "I wisht I had of been there," he said, hitting the ground with his fist.

    "I wasn’t there so I can’t say He didn’t," The Misfit said. "I wisht I had of been there," he said, hitting the ground with his fist.

    "I wasn’t there so I can’t say He didn’t," The Misfit said. "I wisht I had of been there," he said, hitting the ground with his fist.

  • 40 year old people

    Co-Worker: Is your internet not working still?
    Me: I told you, mine never stopped working. Something happened to the receptacles in your walls. You can't get internet until we figure out what happened in your office.
    Co-Worker: My email is out, too.
    Me: Yeah, because you don't have any internet.
    Co-Worker: Well what does SMTP error mean?
    Me: Nothing. Co-Worker: It doesn't mean nothing. It means something.
    Me: If I tell you what it means, do you think it's going to make a difference?
    Co-Worker: Well, it says my IP address is wrong, too. Maybe if we change that?
    Me: It doesn't matter.
    Co-Worker: What is it? Like 427 Plum Avenue or something?
    Me: Yeah, try that.
    Co-Worker: It's not working.
    Me: Bummer.
  • Bert in the park.

    Bert in the park.

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